Greenpeace looks on as the Japanese whalers leave no adult Chriswhales alive.

uhh. . What?

hehe we have the same name.

ehhh..

Stock photo found when googling the term "phat." Seems fitting.

Chris and Al Gore on their annual African Aid mission delivering what is most important

Dark and rainy clouds loomed on the horizon. A discouraging word hung in the antelope's mouth like an unlit cigarette stuck to a dry lip.

"It's a good thing the buffalo ain't here to witness this travesty." Chris said to his cowhand.

As the Bigfoot-Hiker hostage situation enters its third day, Chris's family pleads for his safe release.