Chris Finally Lands That Big Acting Gig...

...straight to video.

Chris lets himself go in Norway. Sometimes, there are no words...

Chris lets in an embarrassing goal in the beachball hockey championship.

Chris catches his own proverbial "White Whale."

On vacation, Chris always demands that Elise wears her gifted "Cat in the Hat."

Chris decides it may be time to have the mole rat on his neck removed.

nice bike bro

Chris enjoys a cigar with his most trusted associate: Dr. Wiggles.

Chriggplant

Chris spotted driving to the gym one morning

Chris' confused nemesis observes him intently.

Obama Is Not Left Unaffected By His Encounter With Chris.

Serious Chris Gives a Serious Hug.

Squats and Deadlifts Pay Off: The Jersey Shore Welcomes Newest Cast Member

Greenpeace looks on as the Japanese whalers leave no adult Chriswhales alive.

uhh. . What?

hehe we have the same name.

ehhh..

Stock photo found when googling the term "phat." Seems fitting.

Chris and Al Gore on their annual African Aid mission delivering what is most important

Dark and rainy clouds loomed on the horizon. A discouraging word hung in the antelope's mouth like an unlit cigarette stuck to a dry lip.

"It's a good thing the buffalo ain't here to witness this travesty." Chris said to his cowhand.