Chris lets himself go in Norway. Sometimes, there are no words...

Chris lets in an embarrassing goal in the beachball hockey championship.

Chris catches his own proverbial "White Whale."

On vacation, Chris always demands that Elise wears her gifted "Cat in the Hat."

Chris decides it may be time to have the mole rat on his neck removed.

nice bike bro

Chris enjoys a cigar with his most trusted associate: Dr. Wiggles.

Chriggplant

Chris spotted driving to the gym one morning

Chris' confused nemesis observes him intently.

Obama Is Not Left Unaffected By His Encounter With Chris.

Serious Chris Gives a Serious Hug.

Squats and Deadlifts Pay Off: The Jersey Shore Welcomes Newest Cast Member

Greenpeace looks on as the Japanese whalers leave no adult Chriswhales alive.

uhh. . What?

hehe we have the same name.

ehhh..

Stock photo found when googling the term "phat." Seems fitting.

Chris and Al Gore on their annual African Aid mission delivering what is most important

Dark and rainy clouds loomed on the horizon. A discouraging word hung in the antelope's mouth like an unlit cigarette stuck to a dry lip.

"It's a good thing the buffalo ain't here to witness this travesty." Chris said to his cowhand.

As the Bigfoot-Hiker hostage situation enters its third day, Chris's family pleads for his safe release.

At the latest Sci Fi convention, Chris makes the mistake of high fiving Tony Stark

Chris and Pete protest the baseball opener

Basketball court activist

After Chris received his first epic drop in WOW, an intense scream was heard from Murkwood to Stormwind.

Couple Traumatizes Neighborhood Bargoers On Annual Night Out

The Hansen Genes Were A Little More Robust Than Expected

Chris's Upringing Was... Questionable

Chris was never able to fully enjoy Easter again. . .

After much experimentation, Chris finally determines that bipartisanship is not genetically viable.

Chris obtains another bottle of his coveted Bear Ale.

In Australia, Chris finds a true friend among the trees.

The curtle's greatest predator is the opossum

Croc-Curtle helmet FTW

Curtle #5

Curtle in a sneaky disguise

Two curtles in mating season

I'm sorry, Chris!

Curtle with glasses

FIRST! The Curtle in its natural habitat.